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booty shorts with maddening non-Euclidean geometry across the ass
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Tell me I’m pretty!!
Anonymous asked: Last week everyone at my GSA started screaming “intricate rituals” at our one gay guy couple when they would hold hands or lean on each other, so this week they stopped touching each other at all. Men are so weak
so let me get this right, you weaponized a meme about internalised homophobia to bully two gay people into feeling too uncomfortable to touch each other at all in a space designed to make gay people feel safe? fuck off
my s/o is cute and talented rb if ur s/o is cute and talented
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Concept: one of those mysterious curio shops that you could have sworn wasn’t there yesterday, and won’t be there if you try to find it tomorrow, except the proprietor and her goods are actually totally mundane; it’s just that she managed to annoy the god of commerce this one time, and he’s, like, super petty, so he cursed her shop to be really hard to find.
I went into this shop once–it sold second-hand clothing and not much else–and the proprietor said, “I’m just going out back for ten minutes can you watch the shop for me?” and vanished.
Are you still there?
Well it was fun for a few days but then someone came in who didn’t look like they had anywhere to be so I said:
“Can you watch the shop for me? I’ll be back in ten minutes”
